Saturday, March 30, 2013

Karachi main ab pharna na mumkin hai:::)


Karachi main ab pharna na mumkin hai:::)
FarazZZZZZZ!!!!
Ghar main paro to light gaib bahir pharne jao to banda gaib:::)
Full rest.
Jea zardari
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Friday, March 29, 2013

Malala yousaf k bary me 1 ajeeb inkeshaf


Malala yousaf  k bary me 1 ajeeb inkeshaf
jis bande ne malala ko goli mari hy wo kehta hy k jb mane firing kr di malala ose wqt mar gai, me ye dek k heran hua jb osky khon se mera naam oske dopete pe aya,

me ne wahan name mitane ki koshish ki lakin nhi mita phir me dopata le kr ghar aya yahan b koshish ki mgr name nhi mita raat ko jb sony lga to 1 orat ko sufaid kapron me dekha osey apni pareshani btae to wo hansi aor boli pagal "Surf Excel" hy na

Ghor se parhny ka shukria
Weli awam nu mera salam.
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English 2 Karachi dictionary:


English 2 Karachi
dictionary:
excuse me=
Ooay sunn:D
get out=
Nikal lay beta:p
I m in problem=
Yaar watt lag gai:(
Where r u=
Abey Kahan mar gaya be B-)
Would u like to have this=
Ye Lega dhakkan?:D
Not possible=
kadd0o :p
He is a very bad person=
Saala boht bari topi hai ;)
what a beautiful girl=
kia udham bachi hy yar
:-D
i love u my friend=
Tu to jigar hy apna ;-)
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Thursday, February 21, 2013

Depression of boys and Girls


Boy is depressed bcoz:
- job jane wali hai :(
- adhi umer beet gayi, abi tk shadi nae hui :/
- credit card ka bill kese dunga?
- uff! CNG ki line...
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Girl is depressed bcoz:
Profile Pic change kiye hue 2 minute hogaye, abi tk 1 bhi like nae aya :'( pata nhi frnds ko show horahi hai k nahi :( :p
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Saturday, January 12, 2013

Girl :me apko apna cell no: don gi :)


Girl :ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: don gi :)
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Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga,
Numbr vmbr rehne do,
Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji:)
Uffff "Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai "
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Petrol Badha Hum Chup The


Petrol Badha
Hum Chup The
Diesel Badha
Fir Bhi Chup The
LPG Badha
fir b Kuch Nhi Bole .
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But ab
To choti gold flake bhi 5 rs. ki ho gyi ab
ham chup nhi rhenge...... thoko like......
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Sunday, September 23, 2012

Pakistani English to Urdu

Pakistani English to Urdu
dictionary:
excuse me=
Ooye sunniyo:D
get out=
Nikal ly:p
I am in problem=
Yaar watt lag gai:(
Where are you=
Abey Kahan mar gaya haiB-)
Would you like to have this=
Yeh Lega dhakkan?:D
Not possible=
Ponka :p
He is a very bad person=
Bara kameena hai ;)
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Thursday, September 20, 2012

Awaam k liye 1 or tensi0n

Awaam k liye
1 or tensi0n
Pakistan P0st Office Ne
ASIF ZARDARI
ki Tasveer Waly Ticket Jari kardiye!
Awaam Pareshan Hain
K
THOOK se lagain,
Ya
LAGA kr Th0okain:P
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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

"PTA"-Great job:

"PTA"-Great job:
Ksi bhi website Per Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W.W) ki Shaan main koi gustakhi dekhen to foran itLa dain.
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complaint pta.gov.pk
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Ph: 08005505 (free call)
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Is message ko apni poori phone book per send karen. Ye aapki duty hy.
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Don't stop if u love HAZRAT MOHAMMAD
(S.A.W.W).
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Hamari to Light hi Nahi jati:-P

Me ne Kaha Uss Se,
koi Aisa jhoot bolo mujh Se, k Aitbar hi uth jaye Tum Se,,,
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Wo Muskurai or boli,
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Hamari to Light hi Nahi jati:-P
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Sunday, September 16, 2012

Once in a soap factory

Once in a soap factory in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenely packed without soap in it i.e empty box.
To avoid the problem in future they Fixed
X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars in assembly line to check whether soap is Packed in cover or not.
Same problem occurred in Faisalabad.
What they did?
They simply put a 2nd hand pedistal fan of 500 Rupees beside assembly line. Empty boxes flew away.!;-)
:-D
We all are Genius8-) just need to b focused;)
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We Proud To Be Muslims.

Mili Azadi Jisse Wo Shaks Musalman Hi Tha,
Diya Hind ko Taj Mahal jisne Wo Shaks Musalman hi Tha,
Aaj kehte Hen Ye Log k Dehshat Gard Hai Musalman,
Shuru ki Jisne Jang-E-Aazadi Wo Tipu Sultan Musalman hi Tha,
Jaha Lehrate He Tiranga Aaj Bhi Badi Shaan Se,
kiya Tameer Jisne Laal Qila Wo Shaks Musalman hi Tha,
Sare Jahan Se Accha Hindustan Hamara Hai,
Likha Jisne Tarana-E-Hind Wo Shaks (allama iqbal) Musalman hi Tha.
We Proud To Be Muslims.
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indian 2 Pakistani :

indian 2 Pakistani :

Tum log t.v pay hmari progres dekh kr jaltay ho na? 
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Pakistani: hahahahahahaha kaddu  Hmari light hi Ni hoti.... :-D
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Saturday, September 15, 2012

Pakistani contractor

1 Pakistani contractor America gya apny dost (American contractor) se milne
uska ghr boht khubsurat tha
Pakistani : itna khubsurat ghr kese bnaya ?
American : Wo samne bridge nazar araha hy ?
Pakistani : Haan
American : Uska 1% apni jeb may
phir American pakistan aya to heraan reh gya k Pakistani ka ghar us se b zyada khubsurat hy
American : Tumne kese bnaya itna khubsurat ghar ?
Pakistani : Wo samne bridge nazar araha hy ?
American : nahi
Pakistani : 100% ;)
:p
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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Jin: What Do U Want ?

Jin:
What Do U Want ?
Boy:
A Beautiful Wife
Jin:
If U R Muslim
I'll Give U
Mahnoor Baloch
If U R Hindu
I"ll Give U
Kareena Kapoor&
If U R Christian
I"ll Give U Angelina Jolie .
Whats UR Name?.
Boy:
HAJI AKSHAY WILLIAM.
Jin:
Give Him
Firdos Aashiq Awan
Over Smart Banta Hai:-)
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Saturday, September 1, 2012

TALEEM-O-TARAQI

Hairat Hai K TALEEM-O-TARAQI Mein Peechay hen wohi Log. . .

Jis QOAM Ka Aaghaaz Hi  'IQRA'  Se Hua Tha.
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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

If All Pakistan Start Studying & All Get Good Marks

If All Pakistan Start Studying & All Get Good Marks
But, Jobs r Limited
Then
More Unemployment
More Youth
More Suicides
More Crime
“”"”"SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING”"”" ;->
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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

I am in love,

I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I am loving every moment of it
and why not its her 64th Birth Day.
Its apna Pakistan.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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Azad Pakistan k nalayak

Azad Pakistan k nalayak nojavanon
Agar aj valentines day ya friendship day
hota to INBOX full hota
chalo jaldi se utho and sub ko wish karo.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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Azadi k din aj meri dua hai k

Azadi k din aj meri dua hai k
ALLAH apko Quaid ki akal,
Iqbal ki shaqal, Liaqat ki Shervani,
Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chaal
or gandhi k baal de.
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK
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